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A Childhood Shadow

Poetry prompts can serve up everything from fun inspiration to unsettling memories. For instance, the shadows prompt courtesy of Poets United Thursday Think Tank brought back a wistful early childhood...

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Wedded To Acrostics (Acrostic Limerick)

I’ve never written an Acrostic poem before, let alone an Acrostic Limerick. But writing this was fun, in a mind-puzzle kind of way. Now if I understand the basic acrostic rules, the first letter of...

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Mental Limerick

Poets United has a fun vice-versa challenge this week: Use all four of these words in any type of poem: Allow, Deny, Harsh, & Gentle. Here’s what I came up with: Mental Limerick By Madeleine Begun...

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Bright Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook...

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I Wrote This Limerick “Just Because”

When I was a child, I hated the words “just because,” a favorite parental “explanation.” And yet there’s a “Just Because Day,” celebrated on August 27th by people who look at those words rather...

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Badly-Behaved Parents (Limerick)

Today’s Crazy Headline of the Day deserves a limerick. “Kindergarten play gets broken up by police after parents brawl over best seats.” Most brawling takes place on the street And in bars, but some...

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Pat Parental Retorts (Limerick)

Parents dish out some phrases with glee: “Just because!” “Cuz I said so!” “We’ll see!” “Till you pay your own way, You must do what I say!” “Do you think money grows on a tree?” Happy “Just Because...

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Name-Blame (Limerick)

It’s risky when parents show flair In naming their child, so beware! If you pick a bad name, You may shoulder the blame And the cost of a therapist’s stare. Happy Celebrate Your Name Week (1st full...

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Musical Lament (Limerick)

“My career choice was NOT the astutest;There are very few jobs for a flutist.How I wish that I heededMy parents, who pleaded:‘Don’t toot on that flute. Be a lutist!'”

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Parenting Challenge (Limerick)

When a clever, inquisitive ladWould pester and pepper his dadWith questions galore,His dad would implore:“Ask your mom. She knows more. She’s a grad!”

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